my friend’s geology professor is obsessed with steve buscemi
signing up for this class immediately
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?
”i chlorofeel you man”
convo my brother had with my dog earlier
wee woo wee woo yes hello ma’am this is the characterisation police. step aside. yr under arrest for heavily misinterpreting this character
when ur entire class didnt do the homework